I love to vacuum

Does anyone else love to vacuum?  I like to make the lines in the carpet all neat and in a row.  They look like a field that has just been plowed.  They say something to the effect of  "hey look at me!  I'm neat and tidy once again."  And don't you just love that clinking, staticky sound you get when useing the hose?  That is the sound of something getting cleaned.  I love that sound.