Saturday, February 5, 2011

Ching

For part of my tri training, I have to attend one Yoga class a week.  This is so that I will stay limber and my muscles don't cramp up.
I have only gone to Yoga once before in my life, it was weird.
Today, was no exception.
The gal next to me was so focused and breathing so loud that it was very hard for me to hear the instructor or the music.  Then, when I accidentally got in her personal space, she acted like I had committed the Yoga sin of the day.
After about thirty minutes into the class I started to get into the groove and began enjoying the stretching.
That was until said gal decided to to take her top layer shirt off.
Sure she was in shape and all, so it wasn't gross or anything.
But,
her entire midriff area was exposed, baby stretch marks and all.  And, the tight, low cut top exposed a little too much of the upper end as well during certain upside down moves.
I swear, I tried to divert my eyes.
So, I tried to focus on the floor...then I noticed her feet.  For some reason, to my dismay, almost all the women that attend this certain class have long grown out toe nails.
If any one knows me, they know that long toe nails induces a queasy nauseous feeling in my stomach and throat. 
Once I noticed the toe nails I tried focusing at the wall, I really wanted to stretch my aching muscles. 
But then the deep heavy breathing started back in and that was that.

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