My lovely friend, the Mary Kay Lady, gave me a thank you pack of lip glosses not long ago. They were so beautiful in their pretty little box and they were shiny, sparkly, bling blingy. So being the girly girl I am not, I open the box and pull out a shade of glossy goodness. I pull the top, but it does not open. I pull a little harder and still nothing. So then I resort to my teeth to open the little fellow. Planting the top of the tube firmly between my chompers I bite and pull, leaving teeth marks all over my pretty new gloss.
Why won't this stupid thing open? I then begin ripping all the labeling off; pulling, tearing, destroying little Fancy Nancy lip gloss. Then as I stop for a breather, face red, sweat dripping down my back (not really) I get this crazy idea to twist the top. Mmhmm, yep it's a twist top.
This is why I am not a bling bling kind of girl folks, I am not smart enough to open the packaging.
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